Start your day the DOGE way: fully caffeinated and fiscally dangerous.

This glossy beast of a mug features our fearless icon of efficiencyElon Muskrevving up a DOGE chainsaw like hes about to balance the federal budget with one arm and decimate legacy bloat with the other. Its the perfect vessel for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or scalding-hot contempt for bureaucratic waste.

Ideal for:

• Desk power moves

• Zoom calls that couldve been emails

• Plotting deep cuts to Strategic Empathy Departments

• Or just silently judging Keynesians

• Ceramic construction: sturdy enough for rage-sips

• Glossy finish for that high-shine "public-private partnership meltdown" glow

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizeschoose your dose of economic violence

• Lead and BPA-free (unlike that tap water in D.C.)

• Microwave and dishwasher safe, even under hostile audits

DOGE: Brew Strong. Cut Deep.